Mother told me, yes she told me 
I'd meet girls like you 
She also told me stay away 
You'll never know what you'll catch 
Just the other day I heard 
Of a soldier's falling off 
Some Indonesian junk 
That's going 'round 

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright 
They just seem a little weird 
Surrender, surrender 
But don't give yourself away 

Father says your mother's right 
She's really up on things 
Before we married Mommy served 
On the WACs in the Philippines 
Now I had heard the WACs recruited 
Old maids for the war 
But Mommy isn't one of those 
I've known her all these years 

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright 
They just seem a little weird 
Surrender, surrender 
But don't give yourself away 

Whatever happened to all this season's 
Losers of the year 
Every time I got to thinking 
Then they disappear 
When I woke up, Mom and Dad 
Were fuckin' on the couch 
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling 
Got my Kiss records oout 

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright 
They just seem a little weird 
Surrender, surrender 
But don't give yourself away 
Away..........